40 reasons to not marry an old slut




1) Venereal Disease

2) Increased likelihood of divorce

3) She is used to men's attention

4) That fishy smell

5) Competing with the Chads of the past

6) Lack of commitment

7) Lack of morals

8) Her distrust of you

9) Your distrust of her

10) Your mom's opinion of you

11) Your in-laws

12) Extended family activities

13) Knowing someone else got her best

14) You don't deserve it

15) Setting an example for your kids

16) Setting an example for society

17) Your friends will lose respect for you

18) Decreased fertility

19) You will have no respect for her

20) Young kids with an old mom is a bad combo

21) Fewer years of her remaining relatively good looking

22) She will never respect you

23) Money will be more of an issue

24) She will be less fun

25) She doesn't deserve anything

26) You are paying for her mistakes

27) The belly roll

28) She doesn't deserve it

29) Random acts of diarrhea

30) Fornication trophies

31) Old boyfriends

32) Past trauma

33) Perpetual immaturity

34) She doesn't understand delayed gratification

35) The Darkness

36) Lacks homemaking skills/ambition

37) Sex is a chore for her

38) Your kids

39) Competition in the home

40) Unreasonable expectations

This is announcing a 40 part series on sluts, and some reasons why to avoid them for any commitment. With each one, I will go into more detail. Hope this will be a fun series.


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