Old Sluts Part 1 - A Venereal World

Apparently Madonna is doing a remake of her song, "Material Girl". Here are the revised lyrics:

Some boys rub me - some boys hump me
They think I'm ok.
As long as I provide some condoms
they don't chase me away.

I can suck and I can pluck
and I am not too tight (that's right)
As long as latex blocks a virus
I'll get some tonight.

'Cause I am living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl

Rodman pumped me, Tupac dumped me,
that's alright with me.
I always climaxed before passing
Hepatitis C

Some girls lie and some girls cry,
when getting dumped by men. (smart men)
I just laugh for giving Herpes
to that jerk Sean Penn.

'Cause I am living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl

Some boys come and then they go.
And that's alright you see.
The more time they spend near my carpet,
the more crabs they'll receive.

'Cause I am living in a venereal world
And I am a venereal girl
(Rinse and Repeat)