The TV Will Never be Happy ~ by Ransom


Many of us go through life trying desperately to make our TVs happy. We work hard, vote right, buy the correct products, then settle down on the couch only to discover that the TV is as sad as it ever was.

Some days the TV is downright hysterical and we can only get upset at the people, laws, or corporations who hurt our poor vulnerable little TV. The TV tells us what we can do to make it feel better and we do it faithfully, but in a day or a week it will be sad again about something else.

It hurts us to see its pain, but we can never seem to get ahead of the cycle.

Sure, sometimes the TV is happy when it gets its way but it is such a soft-hearted little device that some outrage somewhere will catch its attention and the cycle will repeat itself.

After experiencing the same behavior over and over again the intelligent viewer may begin to wonder if there is more going on than meets the eye. He may wonder if his relationship with the TV is a healthy one. He may wonder if the TV even wants to be happy. A man can only do so much and there is a point past which a relationship is no longer worth engaging in.

What Does Your TV Want?


Not surprisingly, what your TV says it wants and what it actually wants are not necessarily the same thing.

By lying to you, your TV gets you to play one game while it is playing another. This puts you into a position of weakness.

As with any relationship, knowing what is really going on shifts power back to you.

Your TV wants you to do two things: believe certain ideas, and purchase certain products. The specific ideas and products vary depending on what you watch, but the same dynamic is there for everything except possibly CSPAN and if you watch that I really can't help you.

How Your TV Gets What it Wants


If the TV said: I want you to believe this and buy that, your guard would be up. You might say 'no,' or at least behave with reluctance.

Rather, the TV socially engineers you so you are playing one game while it is playing another.

How does your TV socially engineer you?

Flow


Flow is the psychological state where you are so absorbed by an activity that you aren't even aware that you are doing it. You are in the moment and your self-regulation is reduced because you aren't thinking about thinking about what you are doing.

By absorbing you into an activity that you do not direct the TV may easily move you from one emotion or perspective into another. If you were directing the activity you would be faced with the choice of multiple options, but as long as the TV's choices seem reasonable in the moment those transition points flow by without contest.

Emotions


People in heightened emotional states are more susceptible to suggestion. This is for at least two reasons: one, emphasis on emotion robs limited focus from rationality; and two, strong emotion may result in non-rational investment in one position or another.

Conflict


Most people love a good conflict. By presenting a ready-made conflict for the viewers' digestion the TV may define the positions being held, encouraging viewers to filter themselves into predesigned sides with predefined loyalties, champions, and cultures.

Present and Absent


It is far easier for viewers to see what is present than what is absent, especially with unfamiliar topics. By choosing what is seen the TV determines which set of interpretations are most likely to occur to the audience.

Time Requirements


The TV must fill each channel with 24 hours of programming each day, so it will journey as far afield as necessary to find the requisite volume of monsters to slay.

The TV will expand or contract topics as determined by programming needs and not by the merits of the topics themselves.

Unlimited Topics


There is an unlimited number of problems in the world and twice as many things which may be recast as problems. The same may be said for victories.

The TV can keep running the same scam with new topics without fear of running short on material.

The TV will never be happy because it doesn't want to...and it doesn't need to.

How To Take Back Control of Your Relationship


While the TV has wicked tendencies, it is possible to take back control of the relationship and move it in a direction that serves benefits you.

Seek out programming to further your knowledge rather than permitting the TV to set the agenda.

Disrupt its feedback cycle by recording shows so advertisements aren't displayed.

If everything else fails, go outside when your TV doesn't behave. Have burgers with your friends and don't turn it on when you return home. While your TV will never stop struggling for inappropriate mastery in your relationship, it can't move, turn itself on, or call the police.

...unless you buy one of those smart TVs that listens to you. Don't do that.

Conclusion


Your TV will never be happy – and that's the whole point. Don't play its game.


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