Tulsi will be the nominee. There are several reasons for this, which I will outline here.
It’s Going To Be A Woman
At
one of the recent debates, a white male (evil is implied here) governor
of some state started talking about everything he has done for women’s
rights. He said that he hasn’t just talked about it, he did something
about it. You’d think he’d get a standing ovation from the MSNBC
audience, but he got silence. Then some woman on stage said something
like, “Well there are some women on this stage who have a few things
too.”
The
crowd roared with applause. Feminists watching at home laboriously got
up from their Lazy-Boys and shouted at their TV screens, “You
go, girl.” Rachel Maddow began secreting lubricating fluids along her
vaginal walls. Why? Because a woman stood up and said women do things
to. She didn’t give any examples like the (evil!) white male governor,
but she didn’t need to.
We already know that a woman will get the nomination. It’s
a question of who, not if. There are only three women who could secure
the nomination: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Tulsi Gabbard.
The Competition
Elizabeth Warren is the old feminist and that will gain her a certain audience. She’ll
be popular with every O-G feminists and you can bet they’ll walk the
streets of New York, Seattle, Portland, and D.C. on her behalf.
Kamala
Harris has a few things going for her. Most noticeably, she has the
dual victim of status of being a woman and having brown skin. This will
appeal the new feminists and other leftists.
What
Warren and Harris lack is likability. The best predictor of an American
presidential race is who you would want to have a beer with. Neither of
these shrews beat Tulsi and they definitely don’t beat Trump - and Trump doesn’t even drink!
Tulsi’s Pros
Tulsi has what neither of those hags have: appeal. First and foremost she has sex appeal. Even if she weren’t
a politician she’d be attractive. You’ve heard of office hot? Standing
next to Warren and Harris Tulsi looks like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit
model. This will appeal to young lesbians more than the others. Just
like straight women are likely to vote for a handsome male candidate,
lesbians will be inclined to vote for an attractive female candidate.
It’s only human nature. Male feminists will vote for Tulsi for the exact
same reason.
Tulsi
will play up her military experience as well. She already has. For
those of us who know the U.S. Army would like to see her evaluations
from when she was in command. It’s
more relevant to her leadership of the country than anyone’s tax
filings. Nobody will ask to see the evaluations though. Instead people
will treat her military experience as a statement to what a strong woman
she is and how she can do anything a man does but better.
So
would you want to have a drink with her? Of course you would, but not
because you want to hang with her. You would drink with her because you
think you’d be sexually attracted to her. But the why in this case doesn’t matter.
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