Why Tulsi Gabbard Will Be the Democrat Presidential Nominee - By Jared



Tulsi will be the nominee. There are several reasons for this, which I will outline here.

It’s Going To Be A Woman

At one of the recent debates, a white male (evil is implied here) governor of some state started talking about everything he has done for women’s rights. He said that he hasn’t just talked about it, he did something about it. You’d think he’d get a standing ovation from the MSNBC audience, but he got silence. Then some woman on stage said something like, “Well there are some women on this stage who have a few things too.”

The crowd roared with applause. Feminists watching at home laboriously got up from their Lazy-Boys and shouted at their TV screens, “You go, girl.” Rachel Maddow began secreting lubricating fluids along her vaginal walls. Why? Because a woman stood up and said women do things to. She didn’t give any examples like the (evil!) white male governor, but she didn’t need to.

We already know that a woman will get the nomination. It’s a question of who, not if. There are only three women who could secure the nomination: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Tulsi Gabbard.

The Competition

Elizabeth Warren is the old feminist and that will gain her a certain audience. She’ll be popular with every O-G feminists and you can bet they’ll walk the streets of New York, Seattle, Portland, and D.C. on her behalf.

Kamala Harris has a few things going for her. Most noticeably, she has the dual victim of status of being a woman and having brown skin. This will appeal the new feminists and other leftists.

What Warren and Harris lack is likability. The best predictor of an American presidential race is who you would want to have a beer with. Neither of these shrews beat Tulsi and they definitely don’t beat Trump - and Trump doesn’t even drink!

Tulsi’s Pros

Tulsi has what neither of those hags have: appeal. First and foremost she has sex appeal. Even if she weren’t a politician she’d be attractive. You’ve heard of office hot? Standing next to Warren and Harris Tulsi looks like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. This will appeal to young lesbians more than the others. Just like straight women are likely to vote for a handsome male candidate, lesbians will be inclined to vote for an attractive female candidate. It’s only human nature. Male feminists will vote for Tulsi for the exact same reason.

Tulsi will play up her military experience as well. She already has. For those of us who know the U.S. Army would like to see her evaluations from when she was in command. It’s more relevant to her leadership of the country than anyone’s tax filings. Nobody will ask to see the evaluations though. Instead people will treat her military experience as a statement to what a strong woman she is and how she can do anything a man does but better.

So would you want to have a drink with her? Of course you would, but not because you want to hang with her. You would drink with her because you think you’d be sexually attracted to her. But the why in this case doesn’t matter.

So, people will vote for Tulsi for all the wrong reasons. That’s not unusual. A vote for any of these candidates is for a wrong reason. Tulsi is, at least, easy on the eyes.



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