Merry Christmas Eve ~ by Ransom


What luck, I drew the Christmas Eve straw.

I hope you are each enjoying quality time with family – or a bottle of Old Crow – and not too much online. In light of that I will be brief.

Christmas is a chimera, an aggregation of traditions. While the name & the holiday it represents are explicitly Christian, it was placed both intentionally and inevitably atop a set of other practices and accrued more as time went by – or perhaps not. There is an amount of disagreement about what happened when, and the variations in calendars & branches of Christianity don't provide clarity. If you want to learn more about the muddled history of Christmas please refer to the Infogalactic page (https://infogalactic.com/info/Christmas#History) on the subject.  I enjoyed the deep dive, you may as well.

One of the prominent aspects of Christmas today is the giving of gifts.

Gift Giving

Gift-giving is a common aspect of holidays across time and cultures. Perhaps cultures that don't possess a gifting impulse tend to succumb to those that do.

At any rate the gift-giving aspect of Christmas, though bastardized by plastic commercialism, holds value that deserves to be recognized.

Expectation of Reciprocation

It is more blessed to give than to receive but receiving still matters. The trick of having a single day of gifting is that we can't just go out and purchase a gift to reciprocate when we receive one, so we have to plan ahead of time. Who do we give gifts to? Who will give us a gift and expect reciprocation? This forces us to evaluate our networks.

Reinforcement of Social Networks

Giving gifts also reinforces social networks by providing explicit recognition of relationships. Giving the right gift indicates understanding of other people and their preferences, and at a cost; this strengthens and improves social and familial bonds.

Designated People Time

Annual gift-giving provides a designated time to think of other people's needs and wants. We might still gift and spend time together otherwise but having a designated time prevents us from stretching things out until they mean less or nothing at all.

My Gift to You

When I think of the men at this site I can think of no better gift than a recipe for home-made napalm.

Military napalm is an expensive, dangerous, and difficult thing to make. Fortunately the DIYers have stepped in with their own variations.

The most common recipe for home-made napalm involves dissolving Styrofoam into gasoline until it achieves the desired consistency – thick and sticky.

The following is lifted helpfully from https://www.thoughtco.com/how-to-make-homemade-napalm-603677 :

Materials

  • 35 g (1.2 oz) polystyrene (e.g., Styrofoam or other polystyrene foam, used for insulated cups and packing peanuts)
  • 100 ml (3.4 oz) gasoline
  • matches or a lighter

Procedure

  1. Break the polystyrene into small chunks. Sometimes you can find polystyrene foam beads, which will work fine without any additional processing.
  2. Pour 100 ml of gasoline into a glass container, such as a 250 ml (8.5 oz) beaker. Any similar-size glass container is fine.
  3. Stir in the polystyrene, a little at a time. The polystyrene foam will fizz and seem to dissolve, although this really is the formation of the gelled sol.
  4. When all of the polystyrene has been added, there should be no remaining liquid gasoline. The glass container will contain a semi-rigid sol.

Observations and Experimentation With Napalm and the Gelled Sol

  1. In an outdoor location, away from heat or flame, invert the container of gelled sol. Notice that it will resist flowing out of the container. Although the sol is a liquid, it behaves like a solid in that it maintains its form.
  2. If the sol does not fall out of the glass container, gently tap it to dislodge it. Note the characteristics of Napalm B that make it a gelled sol.
  3. On a fire-safe surface, ignite the napalm. If you like, compare the combustion of napalm with the combustion of 100 ml of gasoline.

Safety

This project is best performed outdoors since gasoline vapors are volatile and toxic. Wear protective goggles and gloves to protect yourself from the splashing of the liquid. Use care when igniting the napalm. It's also advisable to have a fire extinguisher handy.

A video of the process may be found on Youtube. Warning: the music is annoying so turn it down, you don't need it anyway.

Further information on napalm variants may be found at the AR15.com Forum (https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Question_on_homemade_Napalm__soap_method_/5-896731/ ). One commenter states that napalm in an enclosed container is considered a destructive device, so I guess you should keep your napalm in open buckets when you're not using it. Your call.


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