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12 Reasons You’re Single Even Though You’re A Catch

You’re awesome but you’re single. What are you doing wrong?? Absolutely nothing. Here are 12 reasons you’re single even though you’re a catch. 

1. You don’t believe in settling.

 That carousel is too addictive for a woman who can still get some.

2. You’re waiting to meet someone worthy of your awesomeness.

Disney Princess syndrome is bad. Women somehow think they are worth something because a guy wants to poke at them. There is a difference between a guy wanting to poke and a guy willing to dedicate his entire life to you and your offspring. You are not special. 

3. The best dating/relationships advice on the web........

Stay a virgin, be pleasant around men, don't get tattoos, maintain your integrity, don't go into debt, maintain your health and get married young. Do that, and you can get the top-tier guy.

4. You don’t need a man to validate your existence.

Yes you do. Talk to the thousands of single old women living with cats and regret. Talk to the thousands of women on Tinder and Bumble not wanting to date, but just seeking compliments and attention.

5. You’re too busy living your life.

That will last until you are old and tired. Wheel of Fortune anyone?

6. You’re focused on your career.

A career should be there to support your life, not the other way around. Priorities, please.

7. You’ve got great friends to distract you from romance.

You may, until you don't anymore. People move on and your friends will stop hanging out when they marry off.

8. Guys aren’t as into commitment as they once were.

That may be true, but the question is "WHY"? If there are many guys that seem to be flaking on you, the only common denominators are you and the current legal system.

9. Your confidence is really intimidating.

Not confidence....bitchiness. Not intimidating....annoying.  

10. You need to focus on you first.

Wrong. You need to commit yourself to others if you want a good relationship. Selfishness is at the heart of why relationships are being destroyed. Nobody wants to form a relationship with a narcissist.

11. You don’t really have time to meet people.

It is all about priorities. Unless a person says they haven't watched TV or played with their cell phone in the last month, this excuse is meaningless.

12. You’re too in love with single life.

That carousel ride will end, whether you want it to or not.

13. You’re not ready.

I understand you got dumped, but still you need to get back on that ride while you still have a chance. Tick Tock. 



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