99 Rules For Men 80 - Clothes

 

This Guy's Clothes Match


80. Your clothes do not match. They go together.

With the exception of suits, do not get outfits that match. Your homo suspicion points will go through the roof. 

Depending on the look you want to achieve, choose clothes that go together. 

Ratty jeans, a wife-beater, and ball cap for the redneck look.

Good jeans, a belt and a white T-Shirt for the Hank Hill look.

Good Jeans, a muscle shirt, and sunglasses if you want to pick up trashy women.

Wranglers, a belt, an old brushpopper and beat up cowboy hat for a respectable redneck look.

New Wranglers, belt with big buckle, new brushpopper and new cowboy hat for rhinestone cowboy look.

Jeans, belt, button up shirt for average old man look.

Slacks, belt, button up shirt for nerd look.

I think you get the idea. You don't buy clothes as some matching set.  

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